Possible names for my first child
Zippy
Cha Cha Cha Charles
Bulgur
Mr. Greenjeans
Fugly
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Tapioca Puddin’ Head
Urinary Tract Infection
Punny McKnock Knock
Drapery
Thomas
People or things I would trust to run the country at this point
My dentist
Pamela Anderson
That guy who seems to know everything about meat at New Seasons
Tommy Lee
Bacteria
Anyone from Motley Crue
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My cat
Dick Cheney’s assistant’s mother
The devil
Titles for a film about my life
Yawny Yawn Yawn Yawn
What’s the Point?
Carrie
The Girl Who Never Cleaned the Catbox
That One Movie About The Woman Who Seemed Like She Would Never Amount To Anything, but Then Sort of Seemed Like She Might Amount to Something For a Minute, then Went Back to Probably Not Amounting to Anything But Now It Was Slightly More Tragic Because You Had Hope For a Minute
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3 comments:
Far be it from me to withold comment aimed at this postalness.
Child name suggestion - "Speck" (Pee Wee Herman's dog's name)
Runda country - Well, Pee Wee Herman, of course!
Lifetime movie - Deep Southeast Simmerin'! Smolderin'! Meat Mama!
Speck is nice, until they grow.
I would fear that Paul Reubens would further the porn agenda while ignoring all the other issues. Wait, are there any other issues? In any case, there was that one time. With the porn.
Meat Mama? Someone else has been watching adult films.
Hey Courtenay,
Kronda here. Awesome LW show tonight. I came straight home and blogged about it, I had such a good time. You might even find it mildly amusing.
I even went back and spelled your name right, if that's any incentive.
And I just want to say how brave you were to have your mother on the show like that, especially considering she might have edged you out in the funny contest there just a little bit.
Also, tell Ralph, I'm not really mad. Seriously. :)
Thanks for the books!
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