Wednesday, December 06, 2006

Musings

Possible names for my first child

Zippy

Cha Cha Cha Charles

Bulgur

Mr. Greenjeans

Fugly

Ray “Boom Boom” Mancini

Tapioca Puddin’ Head

Urinary Tract Infection

Punny McKnock Knock

Drapery

Thomas



People or things I would trust to run the country at this point

My dentist

Pamela Anderson

That guy who seems to know everything about meat at New Seasons

Tommy Lee

Bacteria

Anyone from Motley Crue

Ray “Boom Boom” Mancini

My cat

Dick Cheney’s assistant’s mother

The devil



Titles for a film about my life

Yawny Yawn Yawn Yawn

What’s the Point?

Carrie

The Girl Who Never Cleaned the Catbox

That One Movie About The Woman Who Seemed Like She Would Never Amount To Anything, but Then Sort of Seemed Like She Might Amount to Something For a Minute, then Went Back to Probably Not Amounting to Anything But Now It Was Slightly More Tragic Because You Had Hope For a Minute

Ray “Boom Boom” Mancini

3 comments:

el padre rico said...

Far be it from me to withold comment aimed at this postalness.
Child name suggestion - "Speck" (Pee Wee Herman's dog's name)
Runda country - Well, Pee Wee Herman, of course!
Lifetime movie - Deep Southeast Simmerin'! Smolderin'! Meat Mama!

Courrrtenay said...

Speck is nice, until they grow.

I would fear that Paul Reubens would further the porn agenda while ignoring all the other issues. Wait, are there any other issues? In any case, there was that one time. With the porn.

Meat Mama? Someone else has been watching adult films.

Ephany's World said...

Hey Courtenay,

Kronda here. Awesome LW show tonight. I came straight home and blogged about it, I had such a good time. You might even find it mildly amusing.

I even went back and spelled your name right, if that's any incentive.

And I just want to say how brave you were to have your mother on the show like that, especially considering she might have edged you out in the funny contest there just a little bit.

Also, tell Ralph, I'm not really mad. Seriously. :)

Thanks for the books!