Holy crap, it's the Maria Bamford Show! To watch all eight hilariously wrong episodes, go here.
Monday, June 18, 2007
1. Richard Simmons' shorts seamstress. (No one sells those anymore. They have to be custom-made. By someone.)
2. Post-St. Patrick's Day Cleanup Crew: Vomit Division.
3. Whoever's in charge of telling George Lucas that his latest script is awesome.
4. President of the United States.*
5. Those guys who die for crab legs.
*This is only a bad job if you didn't pay a lot of attention in school and therefore have difficulty grasping complex ideas and sometimes can't remember the names of all the continents.