Thursday, February 19, 2009
Six word memoirs make us happy.
At our February 13th show, we asked our audience to write 6-word memoirs about Love and Heartbreak (affectionately titled "Hi-and-Bye!-ku" by producer Kate Sokoloff). Some are about love and heartbreak, some just about the love part. Below are some of our favorites that we didn't get to air.
Was it me or my mullet?
- Julie M.
Hold me close. Let me go.
- Will C.
WANTED! One therapist with cleared schedule.
- Stacey M.
I don't. Devastation. Wait. I do.
I really want you! To die.
- Bret L.
Dad hated him; I was smitten.
- Alyson L.
But I've always been this short.
- Dave M.
Left boy. Married man. Happy now.
- Heather D.
Your touch sublime, but alas, Republican.
- Brett B.
When you're young it's more intense.
- Adam L., age 12
Eyes met, lips joined, feet departed.
- Holly F.
I found love, got a dog.
- Jessica M.
Your ghost still teases my heart.
- Linda P.
Sam Adams didn't pick me, dammit!
- Valerie D.
Inhibitions be gone! Whee! Um, oops.
- Laura L.
He loves me! Killed a flower.
- Erin C.
Old us gives me eternal youth.
- Carey B.
It could be so much easier.
You showed up. House burned down.
- Michael M.
Met you. World new. Sky Blue.
Love in junior high. It sucks.
- Justen K, age 13
Twas a dark and bumpy night.
- Linda C.
Now I can't stop eating nachos.
- Christy B.
Dirty text message equaled true love.
- Angela B.
Going for third base...strike out.
- McKenzie M.
Yeah, that's it. Right there. Ouch.
Girl. Woman. Wife. Divorcee. Cougar. Spinster.
All it took was one hug.
- Lindy C.
Will you? I do. Now what??
- Craig H.
Ring lasted longer than the marriage did.
She braided our long hair together.
- Ed C.
Oysters. Allergy! No sex after all.
Mirror, mirror: How I love you.
- Craig M.
Found Fred. Married Fred. I'm Ethel.
- K. D.
Love is a Live Wire. Beware!
- Chris B.
Another favorite was an audience member who drew a very rough estimation of a man's member on their memoir card, followed by: Ha ha ha ha ha (ha).
Hey, we never said it had to be six DIFFERENT words.
Thanks so much to our highly creative audience. We heart you!